"Well, as I see it...if any of them fellers that's running fer President get elected I ain't gonna be able to retire!"
"Politicians.... phooey!"
"Yup Miss Sarah, I got re-elected to Sheriff again...because of Bubba!"
"Know Bubba? Why you ask?"
"Did you watch the Presidential Debates on TV?"
"Nope...was outa anti-acids."
No dipping snuff or politics!